What Are Men Really Thinking?

Disclaimer~The following post does have some adult content in it (sex).



I was listening to my usual radio station today after dropping the kids off at school. For anyone who lives in WA Stae, Jackie&Bender (Here). They are freakin hilarious, and happen to be married. I just love them and have happily welcomed them into my new morning routine. Today, they had some guy on-because I was dropping kids off, walking them to their classrooms, I missed who this guy was, but indeed, he was a guy. Anyhow, this guy along w/ Bender (Jackie's hubby) was telling us girls what guys are thinking before/during/after sex. It was sooooo funny. Now, first, I have to point out that I am happily married. I really do not care what any other guys thinks about before/during/after sex other than my husband BUT (yes, there is always a BUT) I just love being inside a guys head, if only for a moment. Not too mention it is good comic relief. So, here we have it

Before Sex (early in the relationship) a guy will ask "Sooooo, how many people have you been with?"

They do not REALLY want to know the answer to this, for all the single girls out there, always low ball your number.

(again, this is their advice, not necessarily mine)

During Sex-to make sure the deed is done correctly, some guys will sing the alphabet in their head to make sure nothing "finishes" too quickly.

(Isn't that funny?? I never knew that!)

If your partner ask "does this feel good?" tell them the truth, even if it does not. Apparently all guys are dumb in this department and really need to be trained.

(again, according to them, not necessarily me)

After sex-when they ask how you liked it, pretty much lie to them, you can always go back in a subtle way and teach them where they messed up.

Listening to these guys give out their advice makes me happy I am married!! I do not think I could go through all that again. It took my husband (NOT Edward Cullen) and I a good 5 years to get everything all ironed out. The thought of starting over again doing it all with someone knew freaks me out and makes me sad. It has to be hard being single and dating now a days.

Aside from the sexual side of all this, I would really like to know what my husband (NOT Edward Cullen) is thinking when

~ he waits till I get home from running my errands to ask me what there is too eat

~ He plays the stupid x-box while our girls are getting into my makeup and then wonders why I am so mad

~ He goes on and on and on and on about his night at work then gets made when I yawn

~ Forgets to wish our 16 yr old a Happy Birthday!!!

~ He refuses to go see "New Moon" with me yet wants me to see "Transformers" ummmm, not going to happen!!

Men...can't live with them and we can't live without them!